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Holy shit! Introducing the one and only God's Green Crack! Bred by Jordan of the Islands, God's Green Crack is a mix strain of God Bud and Green Crack. This indica dominant hybrid has an immense amount of THC content. Although the flower is grown with vibrant shades of forest green and purple hues, it's characteristics are not what it seems! These purple traits are due to high contents of anthocyanin pigments. If grown properly, its' buds will encompass several layers of white trichomes and curly orange pistils. As expected by its name, God's Green Crack comes with an abundant aroma and flavors of earth herbal and citrus. As mentioned, this strain is an all-purpose smoke perfect for novice and experienced smokers. Due to its versatile effects God's Green Crack can be used by all users including medical cannabis patients. It has a complex high that can bring about creativity or boost productivity but it can also support with conditions such as PTSD, ADHD, stress, depression and anxiety.
This undeceiving plant is full of unexpected wonders. It tends to strikes its users full of phenomena. You may experience some agitation to the head at the start but will soon notice a flow of intensity to the minds thought process. Just like any drug, its users are affected differently. For focused users this buzz like properties may enhance one’s productivity towards chores or work. It also can boost one’s creativity which is excellent for personal projects. After the high has settled, users may be affected by a full relaxation rendering them form any physical exertion aka couch locked! At this phase, you will be inactive and have lost your senses of your surroundings. You are focused on passive activities like munching out. Users with disorders such as ADHD, PTSD, stress, depression and anxiety may highly benefit from this strain. It may also subdue one’s chronic aches and pains such as lupus or arthritis. Users inclined to panic attacks or paranoia are not recommended to smoke God’s Green Crack.
God's Green Crack strikes its users with a heavy pungent smoke full of flavors. You may start with a herbal scent with indications of sage or eucalyptus. If examined more detailed you can say there are hints of citrus and have a rich hashy scent. This strain is smoked multiple ways, whether through a join or a pipe it relays an incense like smoke but very easy to inhale. When exhaled it will give off a woodsy but slightly floral taste. This bud usually has medium to large size buds that have a rounded but slightly tapered shape similar to pinecones. It has shades of forest green among the bud and leaves with hues of purple due to high concentrations of anthocyanin pigments. Unlike other marijuana plants its leaves curl up wrapping itself towards its stems while having translucent trichomes and curly orange pistils making it hard to resist smoking.
Average THC levels of GGC varies between 19-25% THC and less than 1% CBD. God’s Green Crack is suggested as an all-purpose smoke for both beginner and veteran marijuana users. This is due to its high THC content and a well balance bodily and cerebral effect.
Based on 3 rating(s)
03 Customer(s) recommended this item
Bud has a dark green colour(little dark purple) with little sugar leaves and a nice frosty coating as well as nice density.
Bud smells citrus, herbal/earthy, floral and has kind of a sweet berry smell.
Tastes sweet and skunky flower hits hard, thats they call it ggc. Definetly not for beginners. Nice energy buzz with a chill vibe sensation, good video game weed.
The buds were very dense and dark, almost black. It was very moist and burned very well and smelled really nice (more like a herb than weed). As mentioned in the other review, the bud was very harsh on the throat but other than that, I enjoyed it. The buzz felt very accommodating for any type of activity as it wouldn’t couch lock you and it also wouldn’t put you on mute.
I personally wouldn’t but this as I’m more of a night time smoker but if you’re looking for something to smoke with your friends or looking to get a buzz for an activity, this is a very good option.
Love this new site. The 20% off entire caught me, I love sales. I bought GGC, Lemon Pie and Blue Raspberry edible. My order came in 2 days. GGC smoked was strong a bit rough on the throat, soury taste, and it burned peppery white. I will shop again!
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